The Curious Case of the Pines Road Wing Taxi: Westside Wing Flight

Good Morning Guys...

Today's Post has been heavy on my heart for quite some time now, Maybe 8 or 9 years...time slips me.

Before I begin my post in essence...lets take a trip down memory lane....
The Beginning...

This picture to my right is where we fell in love. You mean to tell me that there is a BLACK OWNED WING JOINT DOWN THE STREET! The first time we walked in the Wing Taxi, "where you don't have to go to heaven to get ya wings"...which struck me odd because who really wants to take a Taxi to heaven, but I digress...

As we gazed into the massive menu with all the delectable flavors. Crescent City Q, Jammin Jamaican Jerk, Snake Venom, Wang Teriyaki, and my personal favorite...Cajun Ranch Lovers Garlic Parmesan with the side of Spicy Fried Okra! (Just Drooled A Lil BIT) Look...we were there almost every week...especially all you can eat Wednesday Night for $10 bucks...We were frequenting the business...spending all our momma's money and then strange things started happening.

Wing Size decreases...Prices increases...AYCE night disappears...then Poof they were gone...

We were devestated. How could they just up and leave us. We loved them, the area loved them...Sadness and depression hovered over the Pines Road Area like a black cloud. Sure we had Wingstop...but it wasn't the same. It wasn't Laderrick Jett in the back hooking wings up for his classmates sweating hard and talking shit. We needed that place.

Then maybe a year later, They were back...literally right across the street in another building...complete with a drive thru. We were there, but the prices were crazy high and maybe a year later...That location too was gone.

Don't get me wrong...everywhere there has been a wing taxi, I have spent my money. Downtown. Cooper Road. North Market. Bossier. West 70th. I really love the damn wings...but that ain't what this is about...

*TAKES DEEP BREATH*

LETS TALK ABOUT THIS "NEW LOCATION"

Deceit! 







Inside...Untouched for Months

Yesterday, I drove around the corner to the new location to take pictures of this alleged new Taxi location, because it literally crushed my fat man soul too see absolutely no improvements and progress being made. Bruh...why must the owners continue to tease me with this half-assed attempt to provide me with my CRLGP wings...I can literally walk through the trail for these wings and I ain't seen a stove, a chair, a table NUFFIN! It's like a baby rabbit on a string floating over the tiger's den at the zoo at feeding time. It's like getting that "come over," text from that girl you been waiting on and when you get there she too sleep and dont answer the phone...How many times must the Wing Taxi Franchise Punish Pines Road? Are we not good enough for Sour Cream and Onion Wings? Have we wronged you in a previous lifetime? I got 5 on it. Hell...I guess I'm done...



Conclusion...Stop Messing With Us Pines Roadians...give us our wings or take the sign down...because yall selfish right now,


Hungry and Now I Want a 15 Piece...

MCW.


WAIT...THEY DID OPEN A WHOLE LOCATION IN DALLAS BEFORE THEY GOT US! YOU GOTTA PASS PINES ROAD ON I-20 TO DALLAS...
*throws Menu and cries over it!*

Comments

  1. This is hilarious! I am a lover of wings yet I've never had Wing Taxi

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  2. LOL. I've never had wing taxi either, but now I want some...

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  3. Ha!! All good things come to an end homie, you should open up 'Coach Wings On Pines'...you can have the name..don't get high on your own supply though.

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  4. Yall don't understand, when you have the best wing joint in the city literally in your backyard, have complete and unopened. It hurts...really hurts.

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  5. Dude...glad I live in Hollywood...thr one on 70th is 5 minutes from me! #smdh

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  6. Just rub it in why dont you...

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  7. I AM THE OWNER AND CREATOR OF THE WING TAXI CONCEPT BROTHER INBOX ME I GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU. PINES RD LOCATION IS A TOTAL RENOVATION THERE WAS NOTHING IN THE BUILDING NO HOOD, NO PLUMBING,NEEDED A RESTROOM ETC. DALLAS LOCATION AND ALL THE OTHER LOCATIONS WHERE ALREADY READY FOR BUSINESS SOME LOCATIONS TAKE MORE WORK WE ENJOYED THE AREA AND WE ARE EAGER TO RETURN. PLEASE SUPPORT THE LOCATIONS THAT ARE ALREADY OPEN I KNOW EVERYONE WANTS IT IN THEIR BACK YARD BUT 70th LOCATION is less than 10 min away. The Trailer is geared up to go out will be next door to Burger King in Kings Hwy next to LSU hospital you will get the product on Monday and Tuesday for lunch time . I hear you SHREVEPORT and I am going to give you Pines Rd. I hear about Pines Rd every week got to give the people what they need.

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